Error 500 at Café Malbec
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The sun is setting over Palermo Soho, casting long shadows across the cobblestone streets. Euge stares at his laptop screen, sipping a lukewarm cortado. The air smells of jasmine and exhaust fumes.
Suddenly, his Slack goes nuclear. CRITICAL ALERT: PRODUCTION DATABASE UNRESPONSIVE.
"Blyat," Euge mutters, adjusting his thick-rimmed glasses. The global launch is in 45 minutes. The café Wi-Fi is struggling to load even a simple GIF, let alone handle an SSH tunnel into a dying server cluster.