The Road to the Ogre's Castle
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You are Hank Morgan, the misplaced American now ruling Britain as "The Boss." You are currently on a quest with the chatty damsel Sandy, seeking a castle where ogres supposedly hold princesses captive.
Sandy has been talking for hours. "And so Sir Marhaus rode south..." she drones on. You tune her out, noticing a knight approaching. He wears a tabard you designed yourself: "Persimmon’s Soap—All the Prime-Donna Use It."
It's one of your missionaries of cleanliness. He informs you that you are approaching the castle of Morgan le Fay, King Arthur's sister. She is a sorceress of dark reputation.
The sun is setting, casting long shadows over the gray towers ahead.