The Knight Rises
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In a village of La Mancha, you are a gentleman bordering on fifty, obsessed with books of chivalry. You have read so many stories of knights, dragons, and magic that your brain has dried up! You decide that the world needs a hero, and that hero is you.
You polish up your great-grandfather's rusty armor, make a helmet out of pasteboard, and rename your skinny old horse Rocinante. Now, you must choose a name for yourself and a lady to dedicate your victories to, for a knight without a love is like a tree without leaves.
You name yourself Don Quixote de La Mancha and choose a farm girl, Aldonza Lorenzo, to be your princess, renaming her Dulcinea del Toboso.