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The screen flickers with tracking errors before stabilizing on a neon-lit set. A funky synth riff blasts through the speakers.
"Welcome back to HEART CIRCUIT!" bellows Biff Tannin, flashing a smile that looks expensive and terrifying. "Let's meet our bachelorette, Limor! But her friends call her..."
"Limi," she whispers into the mic. The studio lights are hot. She can feel her hair—a majestic, chemical-burned perm—crisping up by the second. It doesn't have long left.
"So, Limi," Biff shouts over the applause. "Tell us what you're looking for in a human unit—I mean, a man!"