Morning in the Free Zone
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The neon sign outside your window flashes "BUY OR DIE" in patriotic red, white, and blue. It's 07:00 AM in the Greater Texas Zone (formerly the Midwest). Your Smart-Bed™ vibrates, deducting $50 from your account for the "Gentle Wake-Up Subscription."
You are Kevin-762, a Junior Vice-President of Fryer Maintenance at a fast-food conglomerate. Your HUD initializes: Credit Score: 720 (Acceptable), Patriotism Index: 98%, Socialism Detect: 0%.
Your three-eyed dog, Bessie, is barking at the toaster. The toaster is trying to unionize again.
What is your first act of liberty today?